Saturday, October 14, 2017

Chapter 17. Tales of Jamaica

Emperor Haile Selassie -
Lion of the Tribe of Judah
The “guys” who’d been talking about Jamaica were Stanley and the Kiva crashers; Dennis, Steve and a youngster, Jamie. Dennis had been to Jamaica and knew something about the place. He made a great travelogue of his description.
Dennis could talk and, when he talked Jamaica, the island came alive in everyone’s mind. He was the kind of history teacher, had our classrooms been allowed to smoke dope, I wished I’d had in high school.
We spent hours at the campfire talking. Dennis piqued our interest about Jamaica first, “I want to go back to Jamaica. You know what Columbus Day is about for the people of Jamaica?”
Stan asked, “They do Columbus Day there?”
“No. Not really. I mean, Jamaica was one of the first places he landed on his second voyage.”
“Then, why did you ask?" Stan toked, "Was anyone there?”
“They were the Arawak, Dennis smiled knowing he'd sunk a hook. "They called them Indians because they thought they were in India. They could have called them Chinese because he thought Cuba was part of China and Jamaica is just south of there.”
“Yeah,” Steve joked, “Can you imagine playing cowboys and Chinese instead of Injuns?”
My mind was already running wild and I hung on to every word.
“He made slaves out of them. The Arawaks wore lots of gold and he wanted something to bring back to Spain. While he was at it, he was commissioned to make good Christians out of them too.”

A good story teller is important where there was no electricity for television, radio, or any kind of record player. With none of these, a good story teller; or, better yet, a guitar playing story teller, was worth his weight in Panama Red. Dennis couldn’t play guitar but Jamie could, and the combination of Dennis’ narrative with Jamie’s accompaniment, a jug of Red Mountain and a bag of weed, held us spellbound over the popping, hissing and flickering light of the fire pit for more than one or two nights by the parking lot on the mesa.
Between tokes he explained, “The natives were cool at first. They brought gold to the Spaniards but not fast enough. They had to bring more or lose an ear, a hand, or even be castrated. And this is where we come in.”
“What do you mean, we?” Stan interjected.
“We, as in, ‘long haired hippies’. The Spanish used up the native population, the Taino tribe, but they survived in what is called the Cockpit Country… in the mountains and hills inland above Montego Bay. When the British took over from the Spanish, most African slaves escaped up into the Cockpit Country with the Taino …”
“What does that have to do with hippies?”
“These escaped slaves, Maroons, stayed in the mountains and became what they call themselves, Rastafarians... A religion that believes Haile Selassie is the Messiah.”
The year was 1970 and hardly anyone off the island of Jamaica had heard of Rastas or Reggie music. That rhythm hadn’t infiltrated rock music yet… it would take another decade for that to happen.
“Holly who?" Jamie stopped strumming a minute."Rasta what?”
Dennis broke into a patois, “Dee Lion of dee Tribe of Judah! Jah Mawn!... the music, you have got to hear it to believe it. Some wild stuff that makes everything we do here look tame and unimaginative.”
Dennis was right about that. I had tired of the Super Star strutting idol status of bands that had once played modestly in small gyms or parks for almost nothing. These rock bands now filled arenas of adoring fans and rode in limos and private planes from gig to gig. All this fame and fortune was not only killing the music but it was killing the artists.
He went on to explain, “Hippies are, to the Rastas, the returned spirits of the Arawak Taino wiped out by the Spanish. You got to see these guys to believe it. They have hair all knotted up and long with foot long spliffs stuck in them. They call their hair ‘Dred Locks’ or ‘Knotty Dreds’. Their hair to them is like their antenna to the spiritual realm.”
“What’s a spliff,” Jamie guessed, “some sort of joint?”
“Yeah, they have this tissue that bread comes in. It is perfect for rolling paper. They mix tobacco with pot and roll up this cone shaped joint a foot long for each person. You just smoke your own and don’t pass it around like we do. The tobacco keeps it burning.” Dennis had us rapt in wonder and I had to agree that this Jamaica had to be the most magical place on earth.
Because of the spell Dennis wove, we made up and implemented a plan. I had several unemployment checks from my employment in the Navy I hadn’t cashed yet. I’d stopped filing for unemployment because it was too much of a hassle to make-up places where I was supposed to have looked for work. I reapplied saying that I’d not gotten my last three or four checks I’d applied for. Without any ado, the back-checks were sent. I would have about seven hundred bucks for the trip.
“You throw in your cash and I can sell the Hillman in Miami…” Dennis was thinking out loud and not actually suggesting anything like a plan yet.
“What would we need when we get there… can we live off the land?” I was drawing a map of an island I’d never seen in the sand with a stick.
Dennis paused a moment and then laid it out… “Look, customs will be the biggest challenge. They will want to know whether we have the money… you know, one look at us and they… shit. You know.”
“So, we clean up in Miami. Put on some clean clothes and even cut our hair if we have to.” Jamie suggested.
Dennis corrected him, “I don’t think we have to go that far. I mean, if we want to get along with the folks in the mountains… the Rastas… well, our hair is our greatest asset. Just getting past customs is the problem. If we say we will be camping out it is best we have some fishing poles with us and camping gear. They usually want something like names of hotels or whatnot… where we will be staying and, if they’re suspicious about anything they can turn us back… put us up in a hotel and send us back to Miami on the next flight.”
“No kidding!” I couldn’t understand how that could happen but I’d seen how this hippy bullshit can get in one’s way if you let it. “How about if I tie back my hair and wear a hat?”
“Yeah, sure, anything that makes you look kind of straight. I have some addresses of people who live there too. That can take the place of having hotel reservations and so on.”
I brought up the idea to Stan when I caught him out of the dome. I didn’t want the girls in on the idea at that time because the plans were to remain as flexible as possible. So far, I had Jamie, Steve, Dennis and myself. I wanted Stan along because I didn’t have full trust in Dennis. Jamie and Steve seemed more than a little too naïve for an adventure taking them out this far on a limb.

Stan came to me a few days later. He didn’t sound all that enthusiastic about it, but we set a date for our departure.
“Sounds like you aren’t into it. What’s up with that, Stan?” I knew Stan well enough to know when something was bugging him. “What’s got you twisted-up?”
“I told the girls about Jamaica. Don’t worry, they don’t wanna go, but they wanna throw a party. Look, I’m not so sure about the party the girls wanna throw.”
“It’s okay, Stan. I knew you’d tell ‘em.”
“Oh, no. You gots ta hear this, The girls’ dad’s coming up from Atlanta. He has a cabin up in the National Forest. From what they say about the ole man… he’s a little weird… an ex-minister, or somethin’.”
Weird is weird but Stan’s the one talking here and that puts a completely different spin on the word, weird.
“I knew it... that something’s bothering you.”
“Yeah, more than bothered. We can go but, for one, it’s the girls’ idea of a party for us and their ole man… it’s his birthday and, well,” he let out his secret, “I’ll tell you straight: the ole man murdered his wife… Debby and Leah’s mom.”
“He what?”
“Yeah, they say, well, he’s on psyche-meds and walks around zomboid most of the time.”
“The girls still… after what he did?” I hadn’t known anyone that close to a murder.
“Yeah, weird, huh?” Stan was as puzzled as me but I figured Stan had spent more time with the girls.

“Just one night, okay? The we split… no hangin’ ‘round in case the ole man goes for a hatchet.”

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